Oh Kara, my lovely Guinevere, a ray of hope entered my heart on this day--a day that forever shall be known as Kara Day. What was this beam of knowledge? Why this day? I am so overjoyed I feel like, uh making Kennedy references while eating pie. What--you ask loyal followers of the Kara--what is this new knowledge?
Just when I was about to wipe away all hope, a dear friend of mine informed me that you are not, after all, getting married. Oh. Yes. It's effing true!
I am giddy with delight! My life's passion, Kara, is an open prize to be won. If only there were some jousting competition where I could win her heart.
Heath Ledger is dead.
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